Funny Random Jokes

Me and my friend Angelica (Jelly bean or Jelly for short) have this saying and it goes...
OW I got a butt cramp
How do u pop a butt cramp (we go around asking random people how to pop it)
Muffin Man rap:
DO ya know the Muff the Muff Muffin man
I said do ya know the muffin mann!
One more time do you know the muffin MAN!
WHAT YO!
I like powderd cheese!
Not just any cheese POWDERD cheese!
LOL
I know its very random stuff and stupid but its our joke!
LOL